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Started by Cain, July 12, 2017, 09:47:44 AM

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Don Coyote

Times feel weird, and awful and fucked up AND my brain is still fucked BUT shit seems maybe better.

It is only Monday so I fully expect us to be fucking dead by this Friday.

The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: Trivial on August 15, 2017, 02:23:51 AM
ok so due date is the 29th, but I keep thinking my luck is such that baby will want to arrive during an eclipse related traffic jam

Then the baby will be born with weird moon powers. It should balance out.

But then will be unable to melt & work silver.

:lulz:

Oh darn. So much for a lucrative career in silversmithing.  :lulz:

David Avocado Wolfe makes everything sillier.   :lulz:

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But yeah, Trivial, babies are notorious for bad timing.
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Freeky

Guys guys guys I made a joke

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Trivial

Man whenever I feel like I am describing something that should be very obvious I just need to get to the doctor's quora thread and look at all the things people believe simply because they weren't told.

People thinking that blood transfusions need to be taken orally is a special one.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Chelagoras The Boulder

Hey, did you guys know bourbon makes the Nazis go away?
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Cain

Are you wasting good bourbon on molotov cocktails again?  Vodka, damnit, cheap and nasty vodka.

Chelagoras The Boulder

To be fair, it's Kirkland brand Costco bourbon. Hardly a crime.
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Cain


Chelagoras The Boulder

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Pergamos

I have been in an accident on my bicycle and broken my face. No time spent in the hospital more than the day of the occurance.  I don't remember much of the day (yesterday) because I got a fairly serious head injury and that is kind of fucking with me.

POFP

Quote from: Pergamos on August 18, 2017, 06:04:23 PM
I have been in an accident on my bicycle and broken my face. No time spent in the hospital more than the day of the occurance.  I don't remember much of the day (yesterday) because I got a fairly serious head injury and that is kind of fucking with me.

Damn, that sucks. I hope the damage isn't too serious or permanent.

I've never experienced amnesia that severe before, but I imagine it would definitely fuck with your head.
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POFP

Anybody know of any loosely moderated (So I can be mean, like we like to be ;) ) Facebook Discussion Groups that also occasionally include somewhat intelligent discussion? Or even Forums that fit that bill, for that matter.



Also, a friend just shared this with me. Thought you guys would like it if you haven't heard it: https://clyp.it/l0pro1r2 (It's only audio, but it's NSFW if it's playing out of speakers.)
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

Holy fuck my sister's in-laws.  Her husband's sister: "Not sure why you're bothering leaving now, he'll be dead in maybe 5 years."
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.