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Quote from: Vanadium Gryllz on March 18, 2018, 12:15:47 PM
Whoever linked to that Shaun guy on Youtube - thank you.

I have been on a serious binge.

I think I may have at some point recently? I'll take credit and say you're welcome.

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Wow that's a blast from the past.

The habbo behind the duck is doing it right.
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Down to 211 from 235-240. Turns out raising a kid and cutting out all that sugar/carbs is a weight loss plan.

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So a break-in happened a few houses down from my girlfriend's parents house, and the police were going around asking the neighbors if they saw anything.  They got to my gf's parents, and knocked on the door.  Gf's mom opens the door and greets the officer, and while they are talking, the family dog manages to escape.  The dog (Buster) got out onto the porch and was growling at the cop, and the cop decided to go right up to Buster and try to grab him.  Buster nipped the cop on the ankle and backed off.  Cop swears, takes a step back, pulls out his pistol, and in what is clearly an act of revenge and absolutely not self-defense, shoots Buster three times, killing him.

Cop goes to hospital, plays it up like the wound (which I was told barely broke the skin) was a huge thing.  The family, hysterical and wrecked (major animal lovers), file a formal complaint with the police department.  The police department, I'm guessing to strengthen their case in case they get sued, FINE the family a bunch of money for "out of control animal" AND charge them for the hospital bill despite the wound not requiring stitches or anything more than a fucking band-aid.

Buster, the 9 year old Australian Shepard, was a friendly family dog.  Great with kids, loved people, and was protective of his property from strangers.  He was absolutely NOT any sort of menace.  There wasn't a mean bone in his body.

And people wonder why I hate the police as much as I do.
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Quote from: trix on March 20, 2018, 03:39:10 PM
So a break-in happened a few houses down from my girlfriend's parents house, and the police were going around asking the neighbors if they saw anything.  They got to my gf's parents, and knocked on the door.  Gf's mom opens the door and greets the officer, and while they are talking, the family dog manages to escape.  The dog (Buster) got out onto the porch and was growling at the cop, and the cop decided to go right up to Buster and try to grab him.  Buster nipped the cop on the ankle and backed off.  Cop swears, takes a step back, pulls out his pistol, and in what is clearly an act of revenge and absolutely not self-defense, shoots Buster three times, killing him.

Cop goes to hospital, plays it up like the wound (which I was told barely broke the skin) was a huge thing.  The family, hysterical and wrecked (major animal lovers), file a formal complaint with the police department.  The police department, I'm guessing to strengthen their case in case they get sued, FINE the family a bunch of money for "out of control animal" AND charge them for the hospital bill despite the wound not requiring stitches or anything more than a fucking band-aid.

Buster, the 9 year old Australian Shepard, was a friendly family dog.  Great with kids, loved people, and was protective of his property from strangers.  He was absolutely NOT any sort of menace.  There wasn't a mean bone in his body.

And people wonder why I hate the police as much as I do.

Holy fuck.  That sucks.
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Quote from: Don Coyote on March 20, 2018, 03:37:58 PM
Down to 211 from 235-240. Turns out raising a kid and cutting out all that sugar/carbs is a weight loss plan.

So is writing down everything you eat, so you can shame yourself out of a trip to the fridge.

Diabetics:  Bad people AND OCD.
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I am disturbed by the fact that I now wear suits or "business casual" more often than jeans & a black tee shirt.  And that my engineer boots have been under the bed for weeks.

This can't be good for me.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2018, 04:41:59 AM
I am disturbed by the fact that I now wear suits or "business casual" more often than jeans & a black tee shirt.  And that my engineer boots have been under the bed for weeks.

This can't be good for me.


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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2018, 03:52:54 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on March 20, 2018, 03:37:58 PM
Down to 211 from 235-240. Turns out raising a kid and cutting out all that sugar/carbs is a weight loss plan.

So is writing down everything you eat, so you can shame yourself out of a trip to the fridge.

Diabetics:  Bad people AND OCD.

I'm hoping to avoid that, the writing things down thing, I already shame myself out trips to the fridge or buying certain things at the store.