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Started by Cain, July 12, 2017, 09:47:44 AM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 05:26:30 AM
Annnnnnd Fred turned 30.

I am going to crawl off onto an ice floe now.

:cramulus:

I felt old already... now sooper old.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 05:26:30 AM
Annnnnnd Fred turned 30.

I am going to crawl off onto an ice floe now.

:cramulus:

Man you really are behind; the last of those things melted off years ago.

Can I interest you in a nice fatberg?
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2017, 10:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 05:26:30 AM
Annnnnnd Fred turned 30.

I am going to crawl off onto an ice floe now.

:cramulus:

Man you really are behind; the last of those things melted off years ago.

Can I interest you in a nice fatberg?

No, it's just not the same.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

I am learning 3 languages at once right now and it's NOT ENOUGH LEARNING.

Thinking about taking up irish and german, on top of the russian, spanish, and french I'm doing now.

Chelagoras The Boulder

you could try japanese, if you really wanna fry your brain
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Freeky

It's not ready yet on duolingo. Doesn't evenhave an estimated release date.  I've got it set to notify me when it is.

Cain

Hungarian, then.  That is on duo-lingo, and it's linguistic family tree is sufficiently weird that Latin, Germanic and Slavic speakers all struggle with it.

Freeky

Hah! Nice. Will do, thanks for the recommendation!

P3nT4gR4m

Isn't Mandarin Chinese like 4 languages for the price of one or some shit? That's gotta be fucking hard

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Freeky

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2017, 06:52:00 PM
Isn't Mandarin Chinese like 4 languages for the price of one or some shit? That's gotta be fucking hard

No Chinese on duolingo, sadly.

P3nT4gR4m

So I've just signed up for 45 hours of evening classes, learning to figure sculpt in meatspace with fistfuls of sticky mud. As a bonus I'll be able to add "Studied at Glasgow School of Art" to my resume. Know who else took evening classes there? Charles Rennie Mackintosh, that's who.
:snob:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2017, 07:32:48 AM
So I've just signed up for 45 hours of evening classes, learning to figure sculpt in meatspace with fistfuls of sticky mud. As a bonus I'll be able to add "Studied at Glasgow School of Art" to my resume. Know who else took evening classes there? Charles Rennie Mackintosh, that's who.
:snob:

Shit that's great p3nt.

I will commission you for literally tens of fried goat scrotums or whatever you people use for currency for a statue of my avatar.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

It's a good thing it's not called the Glasgow School of Fine Art, or I might have choked on the coffee I was just drinking.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2017, 04:19:44 PM
It's a good thing it's not called the Glasgow School of Fine Art, or I might have choked on the coffee I was just drinking.

Same. 

Haggises are not art.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2017, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2017, 04:19:44 PM
It's a good thing it's not called the Glasgow School of Fine Art, or I might have choked on the coffee I was just drinking.

Same. 

Haggises are not art.

Haggises are sacrament :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark