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Started by Cain, July 12, 2017, 09:47:44 AM

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Cain

Also shocking: drinking enough to pass out does not necessarily lead to good decision making, and may result in things like...trespassing, arguing with police, being arrested, getting kicked out of the college you're studying at, getting your student visa revoked and having to go back home to Colombia.

Freeky

Quote from: Cain on September 06, 2017, 03:54:59 PM
Also shocking: drinking enough to pass out does not necessarily lead to good decision making, and may result in things like...trespassing, arguing with police, being arrested, getting kicked out of the college you're studying at, getting your student visa revoked and having to go back home to Colombia.

So shocked. I would never have guessed. Gasp.

POFP

Westboro Baptist Church reps showed up at UC to protest. It was made out to be a huuuuge deal.

There were 3 of them... 3 protesters.

There were more cops and medics on the scene than actual Westboro Baptist Church reps. And the bastards are literally standing in a giant fenced-in circle to keep everyone away.

Not only are they completely shit people, but they are also shit at standing up for their terrible values - That, or most of them got scared off because hate-speech supporters have been despised by the media recently.

Either way, the event and its participators weren't even worthy of a baseball bat, nor was it safe enough to get away with bringing one. All in all, they are the worst disappointment in the history of disappointments. Not because they were a big disappointment, but because the disappointment itself was so small and insignificant.
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Battering Rams not included.

Q. G. Pennyworth

WBC has been getting two or three people to show up for most of their events in the last couple years. When they went to Aaron Swartz's funeral it was only two of them. At full strength I think they get fifteen people these days? Getting people to punch them has always been the goal, they're not like the alt-right fuckbags.

Don't get me wrong, still fuckbags.

hooplala

They want the punch. Which is precisely why they shouldn't get the punch.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#367
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  They're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.

*edit*  pronoun fix, I'm not a met.
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

Chelagoras The Boulder

Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 05:46:24 PM
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  We're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.
Now I can't help but imagine a meteorologist who can't wait till hurricane season because standing in hurricanes is their fetish.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Chelagoras The Boulder

Found out my shitty Mexican Conservative cousin has a shitty conservative podcast, which I could tolerate if not for the fact that he is apparently mentioning my sister by name.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Trivial

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 11, 2017, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 05:46:24 PM
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  We're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.
Now I can't help but imagine a meteorologist who can't wait till hurricane season because standing in hurricanes is their fetish.

Totally a thing, that and driving into tornadoes.

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

https://www.facebook.com/theundergroundresistancenetwork/videos/1968542730050298/

Someone should tell this guy that HAARP is operated by the University of Alaska now.

Though Alaska smiting Florida is a pretty amusing idea.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

POFP

Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 11, 2017, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 05:46:24 PM
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  We're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.
Now I can't help but imagine a meteorologist who can't wait till hurricane season because standing in hurricanes is their fetish.

Totally a thing, that and driving into tornadoes.

Being a stormchaser used to be my dream. I wanted to be a meteorologist as a kid so I could drive into tornadoes. I've never been even the slightest bit afraid of them, for reasons I'll never understand. And I'm supremely jealous of people who've had a chance to be in a hurricane.

I accidentally made a slow cousin of mine cry during hurricane Katrina. She lived in Orlando at the time, and my side of the family called her to talk her through it. I was just amazed, and trying to imagine myself being there, and I was talking to her on the phone like "DUDE, THE HURRICANE IS RIGHT OVER TOP OF YOU. IT'S LIKE, RIGHT THERE." But I meant it like "I WANNA BE YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK." Obviously, she took it more like "DANGER DANGER DANGER."

I felt really bad, but I didn't really know any better because I was younger.

Anyways, I'd wanna chase tornadoes and stand in hurricanes as a hobby once I made enough money.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

Quote from: PoFP on September 11, 2017, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 11, 2017, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 05:46:24 PM
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  We're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.
Now I can't help but imagine a meteorologist who can't wait till hurricane season because standing in hurricanes is their fetish.

Totally a thing, that and driving into tornadoes.

Being a stormchaser used to be my dream. I wanted to be a meteorologist as a kid so I could drive into tornadoes. I've never been even the slightest bit afraid of them, for reasons I'll never understand. And I'm supremely jealous of people who've had a chance to be in a hurricane.

I accidentally made a slow cousin of mine cry during hurricane Katrina. She lived in Orlando at the time, and my side of the family called her to talk her through it. I was just amazed, and trying to imagine myself being there, and I was talking to her on the phone like "DUDE, THE HURRICANE IS RIGHT OVER TOP OF YOU. IT'S LIKE, RIGHT THERE." But I meant it like "I WANNA BE YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK." Obviously, she took it more like "DANGER DANGER DANGER."

I felt really bad, but I didn't really know any better because I was younger.

Anyways, I'd wanna chase tornadoes and stand in hurricanes as a hobby once I made enough money.

https://stormtrack.org/


If you didn't know about that site already, check it out.  Full of weather porn, storm chasing info.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

POFP

Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 07:07:55 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 11, 2017, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 11, 2017, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 11, 2017, 05:46:24 PM
People saying the poor meteorologists are being forced to stand in the storm don't know that many meteorologists.  They were itching to go stand in it.  That's their thing.  We're well aware of stuff that can hit them, they don't care.
Now I can't help but imagine a meteorologist who can't wait till hurricane season because standing in hurricanes is their fetish.

Totally a thing, that and driving into tornadoes.

Being a stormchaser used to be my dream. I wanted to be a meteorologist as a kid so I could drive into tornadoes. I've never been even the slightest bit afraid of them, for reasons I'll never understand. And I'm supremely jealous of people who've had a chance to be in a hurricane.

I accidentally made a slow cousin of mine cry during hurricane Katrina. She lived in Orlando at the time, and my side of the family called her to talk her through it. I was just amazed, and trying to imagine myself being there, and I was talking to her on the phone like "DUDE, THE HURRICANE IS RIGHT OVER TOP OF YOU. IT'S LIKE, RIGHT THERE." But I meant it like "I WANNA BE YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK." Obviously, she took it more like "DANGER DANGER DANGER."

I felt really bad, but I didn't really know any better because I was younger.

Anyways, I'd wanna chase tornadoes and stand in hurricanes as a hobby once I made enough money.

https://stormtrack.org/


If you didn't know about that site already, check it out.  Full of weather porn, storm chasing info.

The homepage background loaded and I was hooked. THANK YOU
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.