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Cain

#375
September 15, 2017, 04:59:01 PM
I'm not dead, in case anyone was wondering.

Well, actually no-one's dead today, but unless you hear about a blast on the Piccadilly Line, you shouldn't worry that I'm dead.

Freeky

#376
September 15, 2017, 08:41:58 PM
jfc what happened? Glad you're not dead also

Cain

#377
September 16, 2017, 02:07:03 AM
Amateur hour bombing of a different tube line.  Didn't kill anyone but gave lots of people burns.

The Good Reverend Roger

#378
September 16, 2017, 03:45:58 AM
Glad they missed you again, Cain.

I've spent the last two days going over some of the water numbers from Florida and Texas.  If we don't wind up with a cholera epidemic, it will be a Goddamn miracle.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#379
September 16, 2017, 05:13:31 PM
Cain, glad you're not dead.

Roger, I hope you're wrong, but I do know better than that.

LMNO

#380
September 16, 2017, 05:19:48 PM
Omigod omigod omigod, I forgot today is the day the Alt Right and the Juggalos face off on the Washington National mall!

I need a live feed!

Cain

#381
September 16, 2017, 06:08:48 PM
The only link I've found so far is a live feed at the pro-Trump rally's facebook page.  I'll assume when things get properly started, live feeds will appear somewhere on Twitter.  If I find any, I'll pass them on (though I am working tonight, so no guarantees).

LMNO

#382
September 16, 2017, 06:55:22 PM
Bless.

Cain

#383
September 16, 2017, 08:42:40 PM
You can also try https://twitter.com/hashtag/icp?lang=en

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja seems to be covering it, with links to livefeeds

Bu🤠ns

#384
September 16, 2017, 09:32:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZwSE45Pos

smoking dope and a small black bloc patch...about it.

Cain

#385
September 16, 2017, 10:04:04 PM
The struggalo is real

The Good Reverend Roger

#386
September 19, 2017, 11:26:05 PM
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#387
September 19, 2017, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:26:05 PM
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#388
September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 19, 2017, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:26:05 PM
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:

:lulz:

IKR?  It's like all those promises of armageddon.

But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#389
September 20, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!   :lulz:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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