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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 04:20:43 AM
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

If you look at this dispassionately, you will see the potential for going totally over the top in a legendary manner.  Buy in.  Like way too much.  There's an ocean of awkwardness under all of this mess, and you should totally go for it.  With any effort at all, you can probably make her cringe until she prolapses.
Molon Lube

Cain

True, but it's hard to pull off when I'm resisting the will to tear her face off whenever I'm in the same room as her.

So I'm letting HR do most of that for me.  I believe she's already had 3 meetings where she's been questioned exstensively on this, with at least one more to come.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 04:29:12 AM
True, but it's hard to pull off when I'm resisting the will to tear her face off whenever I'm in the same room as her.

So I'm letting HR do most of that for me.  I believe she's already had 3 meetings where she's been questioned exstensively on this, with at least one more to come.

Well, I'm not here to cramp your style.  Seeing her dismissed in disgrace would also be rewarding.
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Doktor Howl

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Faust

Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 04:20:43 AM
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

Id read that email, It would be very accommodating if that email is an apology admitting her crime
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LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2018, 12:30:58 AM
Some say the best revenge is living well.

*I* say the best revenge is hiring all the best talent off of your former employer.

Well played.

POFP

Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 03:50:08 AM
Quote from: PoFP on February 08, 2018, 10:03:10 PM
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

:lulz:  :lulz:

If I wasn't a contractor with limited privileges, I so would.


I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

P3nT4gR4m

It's like I've said all along - the Turing test will be passed by a chatbot that's no more sentient than a bottle of laxative.

Turing test should be treated as a gauge of human stupidity, not machine intelligence.

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POFP

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 09, 2018, 03:23:20 PM
Turing test should be treated as a gauge of human stupidity, not machine intelligence.

I'm beginning to think this is very accurate. I was actually thinking something similar after I came to my first realization. More to the effect of "Machine intelligence, as defined by the Turing Test, is directly proportional to the intelligence of the administrator (Or interrogator?) of the Turing Test."
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

LMNO


Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2018, 04:55:07 AM
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Well then that explains things. You mind is a hot chick doing 80 on Garlock Rd.

Cain

Quote from: Faust on February 09, 2018, 12:06:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 04:20:43 AM
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

Id read that email, It would be very accommodating if that email is an apology admitting her crime

Oh, she's already done that.  Both in a text to another member of staff and, more importantly, to HR.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Don Coyote on February 09, 2018, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2018, 04:55:07 AM
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Well then that explains things. You mind is a hot chick doing 80 on Garlock Rd.

In the wrong lane.  With a rock on the accelerator.
Molon Lube

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Quote from: PoFP on February 09, 2018, 02:26:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2018, 03:50:08 AM
Quote from: PoFP on February 08, 2018, 10:03:10 PM
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

:lulz:  :lulz:

If I wasn't a contractor with limited privileges, I so would.


I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
I'm fairly certain that this was basically the plot of Ex Machina. Honestly not sure if I should be excited or terrified about that.
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Here's the press conference that was just webcast live on Facebook.

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