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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1050 on: June 29, 2018, 06:56:51 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1051 on: June 29, 2018, 10:52:10 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1052 on: June 29, 2018, 12:57:55 pm »
So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1053 on: June 29, 2018, 03:14:34 pm »
So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Boss's boss has become unhinged.  I am not the only person getting the Fukushima treatment.

Probably something to do with his RA meds.  Not that this will prevent horrible revenge.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1054 on: June 29, 2018, 03:48:01 pm »
So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

That sounds like my job, except both my boss and the boss's boss would in on the slamming and micromanaging.

Also, they would get so caught up in that, they would forget to implement the cost-saving measures entirely.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1055 on: June 29, 2018, 03:59:21 pm »
So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

That sounds like my job, except both my boss and the boss's boss would in on the slamming and micromanaging.

Also, they would get so caught up in that, they would forget to implement the cost-saving measures entirely.

My boss was not invited to the slam.  Needless to say, he's not happy about any of this.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1057 on: July 02, 2018, 07:17:54 am »
I love how my co-worker assumes that, if a sexual assault allegation is made, the woman is automatically suspect, if not at fault.

Yes, Yvonne, that 11 year old tease really seduced that 17 year old boy, with her coquettish, slutty ways.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1058 on: July 02, 2018, 07:45:51 am »
Got set up with a new glucometer. Blood Sugar seems to be doing fine, i'm having pretty controlled readings so far, with none of the weird spikes i was seeing before.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1059 on: July 02, 2018, 09:13:33 am »
I love how my co-worker assumes that, if a sexual assault allegation is made, the woman is automatically suspect, if not at fault.

Yes, Yvonne, that 11 year old tease really seduced that 17 year old boy, with her coquettish, slutty ways.

That's really fucked up. Lowest form of ass covering as well "If it didn't happen, then we don't have the responsibility"
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1060 on: July 02, 2018, 06:25:19 pm »
Yvonne has...views.  A lot of them.  I won't even get into how she embarrassed practically everyone in a 50 mile radius when a student was dropped off by her parents, who are a gay couple.

But then her "Christianity" doesn't extend to not lying or stealing, so she's probably just a bigoted hypocrite.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1061 on: July 02, 2018, 06:55:38 pm »
Yvonne has...views.  A lot of them.  I won't even get into how she embarrassed practically everyone in a 50 mile radius when a student was dropped off by her parents, who are a gay couple.

But then her "Christianity" doesn't extend to not lying or stealing, so she's probably just a bigoted hypocrite.


So she's Utah.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1062 on: July 02, 2018, 08:08:55 pm »
Kinda, though her skin colour would not make her very welcome there.  She's more Kingston, Jamaica.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1063 on: July 02, 2018, 09:32:09 pm »
Kinda, though her skin colour would not make her very welcome there.  She's more Kingston, Jamaica.

Have you asked her to shut her stupid face?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1064 on: July 02, 2018, 09:32:34 pm »
Got set up with a new glucometer. Blood Sugar seems to be doing fine, i'm having pretty controlled readings so far, with none of the weird spikes i was seeing before.

Instrumentation issues are a bitch.
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