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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1305 on: September 03, 2018, 03:29:25 pm »
I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

They're also thirsty as fuck.  For a quote they all want your number, and will call you, repeatedly, asking to talk over the options.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1306 on: September 03, 2018, 10:36:13 pm »
Is Facebook down for anyone else?

edit: nvm, its back now.  That was weird though. It kept timing out, for a good 20 minutes there.  I would imagine FB has among the most dedicated servers in the world, so not sure what was going on there.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1307 on: September 04, 2018, 04:37:09 am »
I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

Main difference is the door slides instead of swinging, also, you really can't rely on closing it when it's not vacant. I'd keep a jack and pipe-wrench handy, just in case.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1308 on: September 04, 2018, 04:50:03 am »
They sound nice.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1309 on: September 04, 2018, 05:14:42 am »
Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1310 on: September 04, 2018, 05:22:29 am »
That probably Dick, passing wind by the shore.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1311 on: September 04, 2018, 07:01:34 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1312 on: September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1313 on: September 06, 2018, 05:19:37 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1314 on: September 06, 2018, 06:40:51 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1315 on: September 06, 2018, 01:50:03 pm »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.

The nitrogen is diatomic and gaseous.  Just like grandma's home cooking.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1316 on: September 07, 2018, 02:34:35 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1317 on: September 07, 2018, 02:37:24 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1318 on: September 07, 2018, 06:54:42 pm »
I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1319 on: September 07, 2018, 07:05:27 pm »
oWo what's this? *pounces on you*