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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1335 on: September 07, 2018, 09:07:12 pm »
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1336 on: September 07, 2018, 09:07:46 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.

ORCA FETISHISTS, HOOPLA.  THAT'S NOT NORMAL ANYWHERE.  NOT EVEN IN ROB FORD'S TORONTO. 
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1337 on: September 07, 2018, 09:09:54 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.

ORCA FETISHISTS, HOOPLA.  THAT'S NOT NORMAL ANYWHERE.  NOT EVEN IN ROB FORD'S TORONTO.

Anything goes in Hogtown... except teaching kids about consent, of course.

Also, I’ve had to put up with 25 years of dolphin fetishists. I’m ready for change.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1338 on: September 07, 2018, 09:10:57 pm »
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1339 on: September 07, 2018, 09:11:34 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1340 on: September 07, 2018, 09:12:14 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

For a given value of "okay".
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1341 on: September 07, 2018, 09:12:37 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

Oh. Then... sure.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1342 on: September 07, 2018, 09:13:26 pm »
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.

Did I mention I am declaring war on the Atlantic Ocean?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1343 on: September 07, 2018, 09:30:27 pm »
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.

Did I mention I am declaring war on the Atlantic Ocean?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1344 on: September 07, 2018, 09:36:33 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1345 on: September 07, 2018, 10:22:41 pm »
Aqua man may get upset.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1346 on: September 07, 2018, 10:23:22 pm »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1347 on: September 07, 2018, 10:26:22 pm »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.


but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1348 on: September 08, 2018, 01:10:05 am »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.


but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?

I am mighty.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1349 on: September 08, 2018, 01:23:00 am »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.


but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?

I am mighty.


as the mouse?
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