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[Doktor Howl]

This is why I get so wrapped around the axle about infrastructure maintenance.

[Cain]

I went to the hospital today.  They gave me the kind of treatment I'd have to pay £200 for in a Soho nightclub, then gave me a pack of pills and a certificate to say I'm not dying.

Which is nice.

[minuspace]

Fuck, my condolences for that certificate.

[Cain]

 

[minuspace]

Anyone seen Mandy? Because fuck yeah

[axod]

Yeah, we're gonna need a photo your social stats.

[Trivial]

People are calling tech support thinking we're the weather channel. Again.  Angry, angry people.

[Cain]

There is weather, and I am angry.  What are you going to do about that?

[Trivial]

There is weather, and I am angry.  What are you going to do about that?

Give you more weather!

[Trivial]

Last call was about Anderson Cooper.  He isn't on the weather channel.

Best call was the lady complaining about the slutty meteorologist.  Showing shoulders and calves!  And bragging about a PHD!

[Doktor Howl]

Last call was about Anderson Cooper.  He isn't on the weather channel.

Best call was the lady complaining about the slutty meteorologist.  Showing shoulders and calves!  And bragging about a PHD!

Also Anderson Cooper.  That little tramp.

[LMNO]

I wouldn't mind Anderson showing a bit of calve.


Just saying.

[axod]

^-- this is why he upgraded from wellingtons to waders

[Doktor Howl]

So, today I went from back spasms to incoherent raging pain.

Spent the day at the hospital again.  I was hoping for kidney stones, really.

But it's some degenerative spine thing.  Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.

But I can do pain.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Shit, sorry to hear that Dok. That sounds horrible.