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Started by Cain, July 12, 2017, 09:47:44 AM

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Suu

I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Quote from: Suu on September 27, 2018, 02:49:04 PM
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO on September 27, 2018, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 27, 2018, 02:49:04 PM
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Well, you have to understand, due to the Dark Ages all knowledge of effective hygiene were lost.

Suu

Quote from: Cain on September 27, 2018, 03:17:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 27, 2018, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 27, 2018, 02:49:04 PM
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Well, you have to understand, due to the Dark Ages all knowledge of effective hygiene were lost.

And I'm out.

:notfunny:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO


Cain


Suu

On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

We're all getting old.

Hope you don't have Fibromyalgia, Suu. And that fucking sucks Roger.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Suu

Quote from: Suu on September 27, 2018, 05:54:10 PM
On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:

Nope. Apparently it might just be Lupus.  :sadbanana:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.
Molon Lube

Cain

I dunno...right now I'd be OK with that, I think.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on September 27, 2018, 11:16:29 PM
I dunno...right now I'd be OK with that, I think.

I believe you would.  For like a week.  Then you'd be looking for politicians to eviscerate.
Molon Lube

Cain


Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2018, 11:14:59 PM
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

I can see this now: Roger gets pulled out of the Matrix, realizes that the whole Trump presidency has been faked by a giant computer, and starts clawing to be put back in, because he's literally having the time of his life.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on September 28, 2018, 12:14:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2018, 11:14:59 PM
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

I can see this now: Roger gets pulled out of the Matrix, realizes that the whole Trump presidency has been faked by a giant computer, and starts clawing to be put back in, because he's literally having the time of his life.

Well, yeah, but...

...

Yeah.
Molon Lube