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(((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« on: August 15, 2017, 12:30:37 am »
This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.
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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2017, 12:33:30 am »
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 15, 2017, 12:30:37 am
This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.

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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2017, 12:35:19 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:20:32 am
I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.
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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2017, 12:35:39 am »
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 15, 2017, 12:30:37 am
This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.

Fuck off.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2017, 12:36:37 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2017, 12:35:19 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:20:32 am
I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

Why don't we have a tomahawk emote?
« Last Edit: August 15, 2017, 12:38:29 am by Don Coyote »
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2017, 12:37:30 am »
I wonder if it was "reality TV" for the lady that got run over?  Or the black dude who got beaten down in the parking garage.

You postmodern fuckbags are a waste of time.
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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2017, 12:37:42 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:36:37 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2017, 12:35:19 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:20:32 am
I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

It is.
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2017, 12:52:06 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2017, 12:37:42 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:36:37 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2017, 12:35:19 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:20:32 am
I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

It is.

Think of this not as a warning against 'hawks, but more as a suggestion that you will have to 'hawk more than once.
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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2017, 01:08:07 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:36:37 am

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.


Drywall or Sheet Rock Hammer is what you may want.

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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2017, 01:30:27 am »
Or an enraged hipster.  I fucking love this pic.

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Re: (((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2017, 01:41:40 am »
The fucking Nazis hold their rallies in Seattle and as much as I want to fuck them up, I am not willing to drive an hour in shitty traffic in my slowly disintegrating car. And I feel bad about that.
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2017, 02:52:38 am »
So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2017, 02:56:44 am »
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 15, 2017, 02:52:38 am
So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2017, 03:58:38 am »
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 15, 2017, 02:52:38 am
So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2017, 04:14:32 am »
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 15, 2017, 02:52:38 am
So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

You seem very interested in making it look like we don't actually have a Nazi problem.

I can only think of two reasons why you'd do this:

1.  You're sympathetic to the mouth-breathers, or

2.  You're too pretentious to breathe.

I am sure there are other possibilities, but those are the only two that come to mind.  Either way, fuck off.  Humans are talking.
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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