(((Puppet strings))): the thread, the job, the lifestyle

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.

[Don Coyote]

This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This whole conflict is as scripted and staged as reality television. You guys are backing a fixed horse. It's like rooting for a pro wrestler, or gambling on the Internet.

Fuck off.

[Don Coyote]

I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

Why don't we have a tomahawk emote?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wonder if it was "reality TV" for the lady that got run over?  Or the black dude who got beaten down in the parking garage.

You postmodern fuckbags are a waste of time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

It is.

[Don Coyote]

I've been thinking about getting deadblow hammer

Blacksmith's hammer.

No point half-assing it.

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

It is.

Think of this not as a warning against 'hawks, but more as a suggestion that you will have to 'hawk more than once.

[PopeTom]

I mean, if I want to go full ass and then some, it's fucking tomahawk time.

Drywall or Sheet Rock Hammer is what you may want.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Or an enraged hipster.  I fucking love this pic.

[Don Coyote]

The fucking Nazis hold their rallies in Seattle and as much as I want to fuck them up, I am not willing to drive an hour in shitty traffic in my slowly disintegrating car. And I feel bad about that.

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

[Don Coyote]

So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

[hooplala]

So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So because people die, it means nobody is pulling the puppet strings? Keep flipping the stations.

You seem very interested in making it look like we don't actually have a Nazi problem.

I can only think of two reasons why you'd do this:

1.  You're sympathetic to the mouth-breathers, or

2.  You're too pretentious to breathe.

I am sure there are other possibilities, but those are the only two that come to mind.  Either way, fuck off.  Humans are talking.