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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2018, 12:04:35 am »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2018, 12:38:45 am »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2018, 05:15:39 pm »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.

Maybe an open egg carton, with each compartment containing square-jawed passengers.  Or maybe each compartment has something either really nice or really awful in it.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2018, 08:42:24 pm »
Having a Cornwall moment:

Humans are eggs for maggots.  When we're done at an average shelf life of 76 years, we're an omelet that more or less cooks itself.  Like a "hundred year egg" for the ancient Chinese Emperors.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2018, 03:45:57 am »
eggs in the shell would be simple, and I think better than the fried eggs.