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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2017, 11:18:33 pm »
A cattle prod is more efficient.

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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2017, 01:55:12 am »
A cattle prod is more efficient.

But it's not traditional.  I mean, outside of Birmingham.
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2017, 11:27:36 pm »
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
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« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2017, 06:57:37 pm »
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 pm »
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?
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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2018, 10:49:12 pm »
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« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2018, 10:49:52 pm »
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

I think he's appropriately aggressive. And he is a gorilla, after all.
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2018, 08:28:49 am »

*stomp stomp stomp, clatter clatter clatter, sound of vase braking, twomp twomp twomp, pant pant pant*

I'm here.  What did I miss?
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2018, 03:12:30 pm »
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck



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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2018, 01:45:15 am »
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck

I blame myself, really.  He was talking sense elsewhere, and I made the mistake of pointing it out.
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2018, 08:12:16 am »
*clap*. *clap* [as is typical to indicate class is in session]

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2018, 09:13:04 pm »
« Last Edit: June 17, 2019, 09:37:48 pm by Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis »
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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2018, 09:23:40 pm »
 the absent character made me giggle
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2018, 05:17:56 am »
Pope Pelvis Flirtini without Pope Pelvis Flirtini, it's much funnier. Try removing yourself from all of your comedic attempts!

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2018, 12:56:44 am »
These comics suck.