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Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 AM

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hooplala

#30
August 30, 2017, 11:18:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 30, 2017, 12:52:33 PM
A cattle prod is more efficient.

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"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
August 31, 2017, 01:55:12 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 30, 2017, 12:52:33 PM
A cattle prod is more efficient.

But it's not traditional.  I mean, outside of Birmingham.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#32
September 24, 2017, 11:27:36 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#33
October 24, 2017, 06:57:37 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

hooplala

#34
October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#35
February 14, 2018, 10:49:12 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#36
February 14, 2018, 10:49:52 PM
Quote from: The Hoopla on October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

I think he's appropriately aggressive. And he is a gorilla, after all.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#37
February 15, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on February 14, 2018, 10:49:12 PM

*stomp stomp stomp, clatter clatter clatter, sound of vase braking, twomp twomp twomp, pant pant pant*

I'm here.  What did I miss?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#38
February 15, 2018, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: The Hoopla on October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck


Doktor Howl

#39
February 16, 2018, 01:45:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2018, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: The Hoopla on October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck

I blame myself, really.  He was talking sense elsewhere, and I made the mistake of pointing it out.
Molon Lube

minuspace

#40
February 16, 2018, 08:12:16 AM
*clap*. *clap* [as is typical to indicate class is in session]

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#41
May 07, 2018, 09:13:04 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2019, 09:37:48 PM by Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#42
May 07, 2018, 09:23:40 PM
 the absent character made me giggle
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Goddess Eris

#43
June 07, 2018, 05:17:56 AM
Pope Pelvis Flirtini without Pope Pelvis Flirtini, it's much funnier. Try removing yourself from all of your comedic attempts!

bpseudopod

#44
June 08, 2018, 12:56:44 AM
These comics suck.
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