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A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« on: September 09, 2017, 01:04:35 am »
I want to organize a Discordian protest. I think it would look something like this:













Discordianism was literally designed to elude definition. It attracts people from all walks of life and very different ideologies. The major reason we hardly ever get anything done is because all of the people in our religion who actually want to get anything done are constantly arguing with each other about what it is that anyone wants to get done. It's the ultimate form of inaction.

Nobody rules the world. And if we have our way, nobody ever will.

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"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2017, 01:42:39 am »
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2017, 04:21:25 pm »
Father Ted is way ahead of you.

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2017, 11:51:00 pm »
Did you not go to the Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear?
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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2017, 04:27:12 am »
Did you not go to the Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear?

I did. I was dressed up as the Joker and held a sign that said, "GOD HATES BATS".
Discordianism was literally designed to elude definition. It attracts people from all walks of life and very different ideologies. The major reason we hardly ever get anything done is because all of the people in our religion who actually want to get anything done are constantly arguing with each other about what it is that anyone wants to get done. It's the ultimate form of inaction.

Nobody rules the world. And if we have our way, nobody ever will.

...

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 03:37:50 pm »
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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2017, 07:40:29 am »
Did you not go to the Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear?

I did. I was dressed up as the Joker and held a sign that said, "GOD HATES BATS".

Discordianism was literally designed to elude definition. It attracts people from all walks of life and very different ideologies. The major reason we hardly ever get anything done is because all of the people in our religion who actually want to get anything done are constantly arguing with each other about what it is that anyone wants to get done. It's the ultimate form of inaction.

Nobody rules the world. And if we have our way, nobody ever will.

...

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2017, 10:44:42 am »
I'm down with this.

There was a counter protest for the Westboro gang dressed as superhero's with their own signs at one of the comic cons, WBC left in disgust. I can't find the link now but I read about a soldier who knew WBC were going to show up to his funeral insisted people show up to his funeral in superhero costumes, again, they left in disgust after about five or ten minutes.

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Re: A Nonviolent Protest Against Nonviolence
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2017, 09:31:40 pm »
http://comicsalliance.com/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/

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Unbeknownst to the dastardly fanatics of the Westboro Baptist Church, the good folks of San Diego's Comic-Con were prepared for their arrival with their own special brand of superhuman counter protesting chanting "WHAT DO WE WANT" "GAY SEX" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT" "NOW!"

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Discordianism was literally designed to elude definition. It attracts people from all walks of life and very different ideologies. The major reason we hardly ever get anything done is because all of the people in our religion who actually want to get anything done are constantly arguing with each other about what it is that anyone wants to get done. It's the ultimate form of inaction.

Nobody rules the world. And if we have our way, nobody ever will.

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"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche