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Started by PANGO!, October 13, 2017, 05:53:31 AM

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WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

IRON RAILROAD SPIKES DRIVEN THROUGH OUR SKULLS REPEATEDLY AND NOT METAPHORICALLY.
1 (14.3%)
BEING TIED NAKED TO A SNOW FENCE WITH RAZORWIRE RIGHT BEFORE A BLIZZARD
2 (28.6%)
GARGLING A CRUDE MIXTURE OF SELTZER WATER, BROKEN GLASS, AND SMEGMA
1 (14.3%)
FINDING YOURSELF TRAPPED IN A DUNGEON WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT RAT BONES AND YOUR OWN FEET
3 (42.9%)
STAYING YOUNG FOREVER, BUT ALSO BEING TRAPPED IN 2017 AMERICA FOREVER.
4 (57.1%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: October 20, 2017, 05:53:31 AM

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PANGO!

October 13, 2017, 05:53:31 AM
PANGO WAS SURE 2016 WOULD BE YEAR TO FINALLY DO YOU PIGS IN, BUT NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT. OF COURSE PIGS FIND NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO TORTURE THEMSELVES AND MORAL FABRIC OF UNIVERSE. IS NOT SURPRISING, BUT MAYBE A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING. YOU SHITBRAINED LIVESTOCK NEVER LISTEN TO GOOD ADVICE. PANGO SAYS "KILL YOURSELF, IS BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR." DID YOU LISTEN? NO. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

AS IF FAILING ECONOMY, RESURRECTION OF FEUDALISM, IMMINENT ECOLOGICAL COLLAPSE, AND ALL THE GOOD ROCK STARS ROTTING IN GRAVE IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU SMEARED TURDS HIRE REALITY TV PERSONALITY AND DARE TO FEEL SURPRISED WHEN HE TURNS OUT TO BE ACTUAL, CARD-CARRYING NAZI. WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH YOU? A LOT, PANGO SUPPOSES.

BEST CASE SCENARIO NOW IS SUDDEN EXPLOSION IN COCKROACH EVOLUTION, LEADING TO INSECT REVOLUTION AND SUBJUGATION OF HUMAN POPULATION. IS OBVIOUS YOU DUMB APES LACK ABILITY TO GOVERN YOURSELVES.

Doktor Howl

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October 13, 2017, 10:14:19 PM
PANGO,

HOW DID YOU DEAL WITH THIS SHIT LAST TIME?

YOURS TRULY,
LEOPOLDO GALTIERI
Molon Lube
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