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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, September 29, 2017, 04:17:33 PM

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September 12, 2018, 03:02:58 AM
Oh Blessed St Patterson
Patron of Concerned Scientists
Who discerned an unpleasant reality
And converted the world to your cause
Hear our prayer

Oh Blessed St Patterson
You saw clearly the poison in the air
When others refused to believe
You fought the lobbyists
And you won in your lifetime

Oh Blessed St Patterson
How holy was your dissenting report
How divine your unwavering resolve
How critical the line you held
Between "normal" and "typical"

Let us see clearly the poisons in our lives
Let us never accept what is "normal" as "safe"
Guide us in our own dissent
Remind us we can win

Oh Blessed St Patterson,
Hear our prayer
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