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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, September 29, 2017, 04:17:33 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Oh Blessed St Patterson
Patron of Concerned Scientists
Who discerned an unpleasant reality
And converted the world to your cause
Hear our prayer

Oh Blessed St Patterson
You saw clearly the poison in the air
When others refused to believe
You fought the lobbyists
And you won in your lifetime

Oh Blessed St Patterson
How holy was your dissenting report
How divine your unwavering resolve
How critical the line you held
Between "normal" and "typical"

Let us see clearly the poisons in our lives
Let us never accept what is "normal" as "safe"
Guide us in our own dissent
Remind us we can win

Oh Blessed St Patterson,
Hear our prayer