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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2018, 08:04:42 pm »
The Turkey Curse is what I remember most fondly, and indeed the only part of that book I remember with any particular clarity.

I've yet to actually use it. I know you aren't supposed to ACTUALLY use it, but I kinda wanna try it anyways, just to see what would happen.

Our in-depth research indicates that it "makes you look like an asshole."

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2018, 08:08:19 pm »
Best case scenario: people look confused and say "is it Thanksgiving already" or "what the fuck is up with your goddamn turkey noises".

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2018, 08:09:39 pm »
Best case scenario: people look confused and say "is it Thanksgiving already" or "what the fuck is up with your goddamn turkey noises".

In the United States, the police may just roll up on you and shoot you in your face.  YMMV.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2018, 08:15:59 pm »
Best case scenario: people look confused and say "is it Thanksgiving already" or "what the fuck is up with your goddamn turkey noises".

In the United States, the police may just roll up on you and shoot you in your face.  YMMV.

Probabilities based upon melanin content.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2018, 08:17:33 pm »
Best case scenario: people look confused and say "is it Thanksgiving already" or "what the fuck is up with your goddamn turkey noises".

In the United States, the police may just roll up on you and shoot you in your face.  YMMV.


tbh though, that can happen regardless. 

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2018, 11:13:55 pm »
Best case scenario: people look confused and say "is it Thanksgiving already" or "what the fuck is up with your goddamn turkey noises".

In the United States, the police may just roll up on you and shoot you in your face.  YMMV.

Probabilities based upon melanin content.

Melanin content, poverty, in that order.  Black dudes are shot for holding a cell phone, white kids are calmly arrested after murdering a couple of dozen people at the local high school.

Just imagine what would happen if someone that was poor and non-White started making gobbling noises at someone on the subway.  They wouldn't know which bullet holes to bleed out of once the MBTA cops were done with them.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
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