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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #105 on: Yesterday at 02:54:32 pm »
I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character

I have a theory that there is only one real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation.

I'm not the real one, obviously; I have no existence beyond the lines you're reading on the screen in front of you.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #106 on: Yesterday at 05:45:00 pm »
Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #107 on: Yesterday at 06:34:02 pm »
Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!

So this is all your fault? OK that kinda checks out. Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh. And please reimagine me as a cyborg.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #108 on: Today at 01:07:59 am »
Awwww...can I be a cyborg too? If so, can I have an internal oven...that way I can keep my pies warm when I'm on the go.

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« Reply #109 on: Today at 07:32:10 am »
Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh.

That is a self-managing feature.
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