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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #915 on: June 21, 2022, 07:08:12 pm »

Quite honestly I cannot tel if this is fiction or whether you really did all this.

I would call that alone a true win.

I do a lot of stupid shit these days.

That should be written on a sign posted outside Earth
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #916 on: June 22, 2022, 09:13:26 am »
My ramen detonation had mysterious causes, being as it was uncontained and under atmospheric pressure. (My theory is that a piece of metal had gotten into the noodles.)

Yours sounds more spectacular, more damaging, and with a greater amount of preparation required. As befits your stature.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #917 on: June 22, 2022, 09:24:44 am »
*convulses on floor, stands up wearing RWHN beard*
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #918 on: June 22, 2022, 04:57:05 pm »

Quite honestly I cannot tel if this is fiction or whether you really did all this.

I would call that alone a true win.

I do a lot of stupid shit these days.

That should be written on a sign posted outside Earth

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