Author Topic: Elon Musk to Purchase Niche Fetish Site PrincipiaDiscordia.com for Record $16  (Read 462 times)

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you cant fire people by email inEeurope with no notice
To fire someone from a permanent position  you must have 2 written warnings on record, and then dismissal can happen or you go to the Labour court with notice of collective redundancies (which stops a company hiring back, if you make people redundant and then expand you must offer the original people their jobs back), this step was skipped.

This resulted in people being fired by email (grey area legally), and un-fired (again by Email), giving a nice impressing of calming stability. So the most talented are looking for jobs immediately, which means what he will be left with are the people who couldn't jump ship in time.
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It wasn't about the money. I said I didn't think much of him, once, in passing here. Well a manhole cover slid open and out he popped looking heartbroken. He's been showing up at my home begging me to hang out, look at his jacket etc.
It's become a neusance, I agreed to sell him the site on the condition he stops begging me to like him

He seems to have a humiliation kink.

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You should have at least held out to where he turned up to your house with his own sink.

This is the equivalent  of gamer culture where they get a cowboy hat, pipe or other prop to carry around with them, desperate for someone to ask about it

Is this actually a thing? I assumed people carrying/wearing odd things were just doing it for the vibes, like I do.
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I'm pretty sure it actually comes originally from PUA circles (though given the PUA/manosphere/toxic gamer culture overlap that's not saying much). Some of the older guides definitely talk about having a "prop" to initiate conversations with people.

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There's a difference between being a magnet for strage, for it to emminate from you
and the other for you to otherwise be so desperate to be seen to be strange by use of a single prop.
He was DYING for someone to ask him about the sink
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He's just mad that Pop Tart got banned.
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I'm pretty sure it actually comes originally from PUA circles (though given the PUA/manosphere/toxic gamer culture overlap that's not saying much). Some of the older guides definitely talk about having a "prop" to initiate conversations with people.

Hooray. Well, I wish them luck with that. I only get drunk freaks asking about my shit, and the one and only time that happened I briefly inhabited "horror movie antagonist" while buying cigarettes, as the two drunks convinced themselves that I was a dead person. (Still one of my proudest moments.)
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That is admittedly bragworthy. But yeah, regardless of origin it does seem like the kinda dumb thing Musk would be into, or pretend to be into to impress The Cool Kids (why he thinks Nazis are cool kids is also a discussion worth having)

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That is admittedly bragworthy. But yeah, regardless of origin it does seem like the kinda dumb thing Musk would be into, or pretend to be into to impress The Cool Kids (why he thinks Nazis are cool kids is also a discussion worth having)

"Rich white boy raised in the Apartheid era" might have a lot to do with that.
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Oh, for sure. But someone should push him into a locker and beat him up for his lunch money.

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I want somebody to shove his head in a toilet and put it on TikTok.
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I'm pretty sure it actually comes originally from PUA circles (though given the PUA/manosphere/toxic gamer culture overlap that's not saying much). Some of the older guides definitely talk about having a "prop" to initiate conversations with people.

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