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things I will do when I am emperor of the universe

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, November 16, 2017, 04:57:32 AM

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November 20, 2017, 02:38:35 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 19, 2017, 11:08:36 PM
I DEMAND 3D6 MECHANICS AT THE VERY LEAST. THE PROBABILITY SPREAD ON D20 IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.

That's way too complicated for the general public. Maybe for Senate, because nobody really understands what those suits do anyway. Then again, if we keep it to things most people can comprehend, all elections would have to be settled by literal pissing matches. I'll compromise. 2 D6+1D8.
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December 08, 2017, 05:42:31 AM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on November 18, 2017, 02:34:54 AM
10. Country music can never be eradicated because it is a deeply loved cultural phenomenon. However, all performances of it must occur in the Louisiana swamps, outdoors, without amplification.

Even Mojo Nixon?
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January 09, 2018, 02:59:35 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 19, 2017, 11:08:36 PM
I DEMAND 3D6 MECHANICS AT THE VERY LEAST. THE PROBABILITY SPREAD ON D20 IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.
*Stares blankly* Sorry, had a flashback to a very opinionated friend I had in high school you would have agreed with.
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