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A challenge for all Bush-Haters

Started by Anonymous, January 20, 2005, 12:33:58 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#600
February 06, 2005, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: horab the impalerjsut as long as you kiddies don;t get neocons an dregcons too confused. the two already have thmselves confused as it is. further i expect to see the libs confusing thmselves with the regcons and neocons confusing themselves with the libs, while the jews begin systematically disposing of palestinians and klu klux klanners find crosses burning on their front lines.

indeed, will all the bonds that bind men together be broken, teh vocabulary which washes their minds blandulated and oatmealed, as we are all scattered upon the winds.

I like old-school liberal perverts like Jefferson and Franklin.  They would kick the asses of ALL of the above-named groups.

What they would do to Bush is best left unsaid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

saint aini

#601
February 06, 2005, 06:20:05 PM
You mean they would declare separation from King George the W. and list all the things wrong with his administration just as they did with King George?

God save the queen...

aini
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

agent compassion

#602
February 06, 2005, 08:05:19 PM
QuoteId like to see Al-Qaeda members throw themselves off cliffs on someones command.

Then what you need is a brass Al-Qaeda member.

*rimshot*

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Mangrove

#603
February 06, 2005, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteId like to see Al-Qaeda members throw themselves off cliffs on someones command.

Then what you need is a brass Al-Qaeda member.

*rimshot*

actually, asking Al-Qaeda members to throw themselves off of cliffs is the new strategy in the War On Terror (tm).

   DHS: No more jihad for you mister! The game is up! Either accept our democracy-lite or hurl yourself from this cliff!
   AlQ: Err...no. I don't think so...<kaboom>

PS Suicide bombers....all they want is a hug
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

agent compassion

#604
February 06, 2005, 09:28:23 PM
Actually I was modifying an old lawyer joke wherein a fella buys a brass rat and all these real rats start following him so he throws the brass rat into the harbor and all the real rats follow it into the harbor and die.

So if we had maybe a brass OBL...

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#605
February 06, 2005, 09:29:56 PM
Quote from: agent compassionActually I was modifying an old lawyer joke wherein a fella buys a brass rat and all these real rats start following him so he throws the brass rat into the harbor and all the real rats follow it into the harbor and die.

So if we had maybe a brass OBL...

The DHS would follow him off a cliff!

agent compassion

#606
February 06, 2005, 09:40:28 PM
Maybe. I dunno, I sorta hope not, since under the umbrella of "Homeland Security" are a lot of other agencies of varying competency. I mean, sure, it's a clusterfuck, but when those agencies were separate, some of them actually were functional...no need to throw the baby out with the bathwater...

Anyone got a brass Taliban? Those are some evil fuckers I'd like to see gone.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Mangrove

#607
February 06, 2005, 09:41:17 PM
One of my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend's dad knows this guy who works for DHS. Other strategies they've been working on:

  Exploding Korans (variation on the kill Castro with exploding cigar plan)
  Asking them really nicely to stop it.
  Tickling

shh...this is really classified stuff!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

agent compassion

#608
February 06, 2005, 10:03:45 PM
QuoteAsking them really nicely to stop it.

You know, we've never tried that one.

It could work...

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#609
February 06, 2005, 10:12:59 PM
I WANT A BRASS OSAMA BIN LADIN!!!!

a conversation pice fro yoru living room mantel. all the ladies will be charging your junk liek raging bulls!
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#610
February 07, 2005, 02:41:35 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii

PS Suicide bombers....all they want is a hug

They LOVE a crowd!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

slothrop23

#611
February 07, 2005, 04:32:17 AM
Quote from: pedero
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellNo, I'd prefer a harmless Republican to a Machiavelli one.

Hassan i Sabbah and Weishaupt were both cool guys.

..for creators of the most secret and infamous secret society of all time.

the red cross?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

Bella

#612
February 07, 2005, 04:36:45 AM
:twisted:  :lol:  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

B_M_W

#613
February 07, 2005, 05:08:30 AM
Quotethe red cross?

I think that was florence Nightengale actually.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

East Coast Hustle

#614
February 07, 2005, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Tontons Macoutshere's the really scary part: there aren't really all that many more slack-jawed yokel evangelists than there are citified liberal pseudo-socialists, the problem is that for the most part, the "liberals" are just as fucking dumb.

8)


However, most liberals - unlike neocons - are not in principle opposed to freedom.

and you accuse me of blindly parroting a party line....

:roll:
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