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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by Anonymous, January 20, 2005, 12:33:58 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#810
May 01, 2014, 11:37:58 AM
I'm only 2011 or 2012, I'm younger than junk.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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JamesStrangefellow

#811
May 22, 2014, 05:46:01 PM
its just great to have shit like this in writing

Junkenstein

#812
May 22, 2014, 05:55:08 PM
Was that communication?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#813
May 22, 2014, 05:57:08 PM
Technically, no.

Junkenstein

#814
May 22, 2014, 05:58:02 PM
Ah, twitching corpse syndrome. Got it.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#815
May 22, 2014, 06:05:27 PM
Well, it's more like communication is supposed to be an exchange of ideas, but he was unwilling to receive any signal other than the one he was already sending.

Junkenstein

#816
May 22, 2014, 06:08:08 PM
I appear to have mistaken coherence for communication.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#817
May 22, 2014, 06:15:00 PM
It happens to the best of us.

The Good Reverend Roger

#818
May 22, 2014, 07:04:34 PM
Communication isn't the goal.  The goal is to be THE WEIRDEST GUY IN THE ROOM.  Problem:  People here do not mistake "nonsensical babble" as "weird".  Within 48 hours, this guy will be butthurt and looking to show us WHAT.  Hell, it already started in the other thread.  After that, the countdown has started, and within 14 days, he will have achieved "Holist".

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#819
May 22, 2014, 07:21:55 PM
Because being the weirdest guy in the room means you win, or something.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#820
May 22, 2014, 07:24:48 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 07:21:55 PM
Because being the weirdest guy in the room means you win, or something.

I think at that point it is supposed to get you laid, or gain you followers or something.  It's basic primate psychology...Be the top ape.  But for people who cannot be the top ape for one reason or another, pretending that your personal standard determines fitness is one way of not admitting failure.

This is testable.  The people that do this cannot stop doing it, no matter how goofy they look, even if they realize it.  They have to continue being ZANY until it is time to be BUTTHURT and tell us all how GREYFACED we are.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#821
May 22, 2014, 07:28:07 PM
As noted, this has already begun.  The latest subject has already commented on my penis size and how much of a horrible person I am.  All he needs to do now is tell Nigel how rotten she is, and then pick a fight with Cain, and we'll have the whole package.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#822
May 22, 2014, 09:53:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 07:04:34 PM
Communication isn't the goal.  The goal is to be THE WEIRDEST GUY IN THE ROOM.  Problem:  People here do not mistake "nonsensical babble" as "weird".  Within 48 hours, this guy will be butthurt and looking to show us WHAT.  Hell, it already started in the other thread.  After that, the countdown has started, and within 14 days, he will have achieved "Holist".

The thing is, we already have weird. We have more weird than we can even wrap our minds around. "Zaniness" is not weird. Being a WiLd AnD cRaZy GuY is not weird. Weird is the shit that makes you uneasy, makes the hair on your arms stand up, makes you feel a little like you ought to be getting the fuck out of here. Weird is a tickle fetish extortion conspiracy hidden in plain sight. Weird is Boston being flooded with molasses. Weird is being a neuroscientist researching criminal psychopaths and accidentally finding out that you have the same brain abnormalities they do. Weird is the inexplicable and hopelessly confusing floorplan of Cramer Hall.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#823
May 22, 2014, 09:56:19 PM
Necronomicoins and the Bald Man are weird.

Five tons of flax fnord cabbages lol and so on is not weird. It's not even original. It's just parroting a parody of a stereotype of 1960's wacky sketch humor. It's fucking Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, for fuckssake.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#824
May 22, 2014, 09:59:28 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 22, 2014, 09:56:19 PM
Necronomicoins and the Bald Man are weird.

Five tons of flax fnord cabbages lol and so on is not weird. It's not even original. It's just parroting a parody of a stereotype of 1960's wacky sketch humor. It's fucking Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, for fuckssake.

And Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In was certainly not weird... but Tiny Tim was.
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