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Ben Mack
« on: January 20, 2018, 01:31:47 pm »
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2018, 07:47:34 pm »
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Ben Mack,

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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2018, 12:25:25 am »
The summoning must intensify:
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2018, 02:29:11 pm »
Is GOOD ENERGY visible from SPACE?
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2018, 09:04:09 pm »
Who's Ben Mack? I don't trust the search engines.
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2018, 09:34:23 pm »
Who's Ben Mack? I don't trust the search engines.

DO NOT DISRUPT THE RITE! PARTICIPATE AND ALL WILL BE CLEAR!!
IA! IA! Ben Mack Mack Ben Mack MACK!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2018, 10:06:00 am »
Who's Ben Mack? I don't trust the search engines.

Just a man, stewarding his reputation.

But seriously, trust in PD's search engine.  It was...an interesting episode.

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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2018, 10:20:15 am »
Who's Ben Mack? I don't trust the search engines.

DO NOT DISRUPT THE RITE! PARTICIPATE AND ALL WILL BE CLEAR!!
IA! IA! Ben Mack Mack Ben Mack MACK!!

Summoning unknown spirits sounds like a hilariously bad idea, I'm in.

Be enlightened now! Master all chanting knowledge! Ben Mack Mack b´Benmack Beamckneam MACK BEN!
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2018, 01:23:39 pm »
But seriously, trust in PD's search engine.  It was...an interesting episode.

As far as group projects crashing and burning from the very start are concerned, you can't do much better than what happened there.

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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2018, 04:03:30 pm »
Somebody (on FB) was talking about meeting him at Esozone 08. I asked if they were talking about "Call me Dr" Ben Mack, genuine shithead & author of Poker Without Cards?

Ben appeared and asked why I thought he was a shithead. I mentioned that we'd had an "encounter" on a Discordian forum many years ago. (and left it at that)

But now, because I've responded to him, FB thinks I want to see more of his posts. So now I can see that when people post links to a book or author, he replies and says "I prefer this take", and links to the amazon page of something he wrote under a pen name.

sneaky little self-marketer  :roflcake:


I just posted this thread 'cause I assumed he'd probably sniff around here after I referenced it. Hi Ben Mack! :wave:
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Re: Ben Mack
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2018, 05:58:10 pm »
Self-curating via sock puppet.  What a guy.