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Nectome - Let us kill you in an attemt to archive your mind.

Started by bugmenоt, March 19, 2018, 10:59:22 PM

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March 19, 2018, 11:03:06 PM
I'm in... I have a donor's card.
"You've scoffed at my creations... Now look upon my work and despair!"

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#2
March 21, 2018, 06:12:32 PM
Somebody might eat your brain in a pizza, or your mind could end up inside a calculator.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#3
April 04, 2018, 07:07:27 AM
The bottom of the linked page has a link to another article on the topic of advances in cryonic brain preservation, but personally I'm banking on plastination as the most promising technology to preserve my brain's circuitry after I die
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#4
April 04, 2018, 09:42:50 AM
I'll just make billions of backups and have them decollate each-other, for the sake of authenticity, so one of them gets to live forever.

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#5
April 05, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

minuspace

#6
April 05, 2018, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on April 05, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.
Aha! Except you always pay, or it happened to someone else.

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#7
April 05, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
Keep paying till you kick the bucket and the actors will keep up the clone going till the age gap is offset. Clone will be pumped full of anesthetics, and then "you" wake up in the future with better healthcare, and a tad longer life span. This can be spammed.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

minuspace

#8
April 05, 2018, 10:46:14 PM
Don't get me wrong, I like the concept, but identical twins that grew up together would probably beg to differ. To get funding you would probably need to reduce that contradictory data by half, at least.

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#9
April 06, 2018, 12:20:05 AM
Or just ramp it up and mass-reproduce. When the whole society is just your clones, and personnel needed to provide them illusion of your life, eventually one of them would end up being close to exact match. The chosen one.

You'd get your own custom dystopia, with a small price of dying multiple times when your clones accidentally diverge from the path over and over again.  :lulz:
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#10
April 06, 2018, 05:02:10 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on April 05, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.

Working on that one too. That's part of the reason why I have a hoarding problem; all this crap points to what I was doing at different times.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

minuspace

#11
April 07, 2018, 05:21:54 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 06, 2018, 05:02:10 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on April 05, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.

Working on that one too. That's part of the reason why I have a hoarding problem; all this crap points to what I was doing at different times.

When they inevitably inquire about the mess, I ask whether they remembered to turn off their own Tardis today. Then they just leave, posthaste.
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