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Started by Prelate Diogenes Shandor, April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 AM

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 01:11:40 AM
The left and right are monstrous gigantic entities, not collections of people or anything.

People, to me, seem to be pretty prone to form monstrous gigantic entities.

When talking about what heavily abstracted coupling of ideas and people like right/left want to do in this world, it's mainly about survival.

Things made out of people eat people to sustain themselves.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Frontside Back on April 12, 2018, 03:00:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 01:11:40 AM
The left and right are monstrous gigantic entities, not collections of people or anything.

People, to me, seem to be pretty prone to form monstrous gigantic entities.

When talking about what heavily abstracted coupling of ideas and people like right/left want to do in this world, it's mainly about survival.

Things made out of people eat people to sustain themselves.

Welcome to all of human history.  Put your feet up, and feel free to feel smug that you're not dumb like those humans.
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I'm so far beyond the primitive left/right paradigm that all you rubes are backward conservatives compared to my enlightened progressivism.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 15, 2018, 05:23:45 PM
I'm so far beyond the primitive left/right paradigm that all you rubes are backward conservatives compared to my enlightened progressivism.

I'm so far advanced that I had the left and right side of my body amputated.
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I honestly can't tell if he's a self-loathing masochist who requires negative attention, or if he's just so attention-starved and socially retarded that he takes whatever attention he can get. He seems to stick around, regardless of how many times we tell him how horrible he is (And he hasn't improved in the slightest over the years.), so I can only assume it's the former. Usually, even attention-starved morons can only take so many beatings.

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I don't know why, but I laughed for a good 5 minutes at this.  :lulz:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2018, 07:52:22 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 15, 2018, 05:23:45 PM
I'm so far beyond the primitive left/right paradigm that all you rubes are backward conservatives compared to my enlightened progressivism.

I'm so far advanced that I had the left and right side of my body amputated.

I'm so advanced that I had Trent's left and right sides amputated.

You see, my progressive advancement is so far beyond that of the physical, that I amputated Trent as a metaphor for the elimination of physical differentiation between all living things, including neurological tendency toward one area of the political spectrum over the other. At this point, my existence lies only in the unspeakable metaphysical world, only accessible by abstract analogy that is only achievable with art.

NO, STEVE, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ROB ME OF MY LATTE, YOU LITTLE TWIT. AND SUSAN, THAT LAST ARC SHOT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH - AND NOT BECAUSE I GET MOTION SICKNESS. IF YOU DON'T GET ME A PACK OF MINTS IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS, I WILL MAKE YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT HALVES UNDIFFERENTIABLE TO YOUR BRAIN. YOU WILL MOVE SYMMETRICALLY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: PretentiousMovieDirector on April 16, 2018, 02:37:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2018, 07:52:22 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 15, 2018, 05:23:45 PM
I'm so far beyond the primitive left/right paradigm that all you rubes are backward conservatives compared to my enlightened progressivism.

I'm so far advanced that I had the left and right side of my body amputated.

I'm so advanced that I had Trent's left and right sides amputated.

You see, my progressive advancement is so far beyond that of the physical, that I amputated Trent as a metaphor for the elimination of physical differentiation between all living things, including neurological tendency toward one area of the political spectrum over the other. At this point, my existence lies only in the unspeakable metaphysical world, only accessible by abstract analogy that is only achievable with art.

NO, STEVE, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ROB ME OF MY LATTE, YOU LITTLE TWIT. AND SUSAN, THAT LAST ARC SHOT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH - AND NOT BECAUSE I GET MOTION SICKNESS. IF YOU DON'T GET ME A PACK OF MINTS IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS, I WILL MAKE YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT HALVES UNDIFFERENTIABLE TO YOUR BRAIN. YOU WILL MOVE SYMMETRICALLY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

PMD makes every thread better.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

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Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 AM
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism

What the fuck? CUT!

YOU come to ME begging for a chance at fame and fortune, and you give me this mainstream, moderate, bourgeoisie B-List bullshit? Being in the middle is the equivalent of not caring.

Having the whole world hate you makes you a Super Villain that the masses can cherish. Having the whole world hate you because you won't take a side in the fight against evil makes you a FUCKING HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN.

WHAT DID I DO TO THE LAST HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN WHO STEPPED FOOT ON THIS SET? ANYONE?...

I AMPUTATED BOTH OF HIS HALVES TO CREATE A METAPHOR. SUSAN GET ME MY GODDAMN WATER PILLS. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS REACHING CURLY HOWARD LEVELS.

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Quote from: PretentiousMovieDirector on April 17, 2018, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 AM
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism

What the fuck? CUT!

YOU come to ME begging for a chance at fame and fortune, and you give me this mainstream, moderate, bourgeoisie B-List bullshit? Being in the middle is the equivalent of not caring.

Having the whole world hate you makes you a Super Villain that the masses can cherish. Having the whole world hate you because you won't take a side in the fight against evil makes you a FUCKING HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN.

Oh, I've sided with the left, but only because they're the lesser of two evils. Like, they're both shit but the Democrats and the left are like stepping in dog shit whereas the right and the Republicans are like drowning in a spetic tank. One is clearly preferable to the other but neither are something I want.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 19, 2018, 11:39:14 PM
Left and right - two sides of the same centrist retard

Left and right up and down, it's all the same 1984 Duck speak
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: PretentiousMovieDirector on April 17, 2018, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 AM
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism

What the fuck? CUT!

YOU come to ME begging for a chance at fame and fortune, and you give me this mainstream, moderate, bourgeoisie B-List bullshit? Being in the middle is the equivalent of not caring.

Having the whole world hate you makes you a Super Villain that the masses can cherish. Having the whole world hate you because you won't take a side in the fight against evil makes you a FUCKING HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN.

WHAT DID I DO TO THE LAST HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN WHO STEPPED FOOT ON THIS SET? ANYONE?...

I AMPUTATED BOTH OF HIS HALVES TO CREATE A METAPHOR. SUSAN GET ME MY GODDAMN WATER PILLS. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS REACHING CURLY HOWARD LEVELS.

Marry me.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 18, 2018, 12:07:50 AM

Oh, I've sided with the left, but only because they're the lesser of two evils. Like, they're both shit but the Democrats and the left are like stepping in dog shit whereas the right and the Republicans are like drowning in a spetic tank. One is clearly preferable to the other but neither are something I want.

Well, what the fuck DO you want?
Molon Lube