Author Topic: I've been gone awhile but now I am back, I guess. I come bearing gifts however!  (Read 9975 times)

Rev Ned the Vapid

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It has been quite a few years since I last logged on but I am happy to be back.

I have been attending Grand Canyon University which is a private christian college located in Arizona.  This school was chosen due to the way their online classes work in that you take one class at a time for eight weeks and that counts as being a full time student to qualify for educational benefits.  The downside to this is that I am forced to take a "Christian World View" class which brings me to the point of my gift...
I have been citing the Principia Discordia as an alternative to christianity at a very christian school.

Please forgive me if I put this post in the wrong place.

This file is just a power point presentation, nothing too nefarious.  So without further adieu:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1f4T6xfk8T0oGnGNUE88934JD4GExN-tEkbY6DKZwFi4

(if there is a better or prefered method of sharing content please fill me in)

Also please note that are are speaker's notes at the bottom

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« Last Edit: April 18, 2018, 05:40:33 am by Rev Ned the Vapid »
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 :lulz: have you presented this? How did it go over?

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https://drive.google.com/open?id=198vQoRPfD3grnHNFXTKodYBzPUFz-B7O

This will show the teacher's thoughts, my grade and the criteria by which I was graded...


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Nicely done!
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This is genius.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Legit cosmology is legit!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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Thank you gentlemen, I tried the best I could to walk the line between success and epic failure.

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Thank you gentlemen, I tried the best I could to walk the line between success and epic failure.

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Well done!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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Thank you gentlemen, I tried the best I could to walk the line between success and epic failure.

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Either result is acceptable, really...Epic failure is by itself a sort of win.

When stacked against mediocrity, for example.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.