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Why apples are oranges?

Started by thatsmyapple, June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 09, 2018, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

It is the fabled second half of the joke.


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