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THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, February 25, 2012, 07:27:02 AM

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Pere Ubu

Do they still make that fuzzy spray-on substitute hair?
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

Anna Mae Bollocks

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Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

http://shop.steelwooldirect.com/ONE-POUND-Roll-COARSE-Stainless-Steel-R1-CSS.htm + http://www.loctiteproducts.com/aerosols-contact-cements.shtml

Thank you, QG, for HELPING ME MAKE MY DREAM A REALITY
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2018, 11:24:24 PM
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Why can't we have both? :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2018, 11:24:24 PM
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Can I help?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: EK WAFFLR on July 09, 2018, 10:45:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2018, 11:24:24 PM
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Can I help?

Yes.  The noobs are pinealists, so make weird noises and stare at them in Norwegian until I get a bag over their heads.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

I have been summoned. I'll see if I can make time for this during the summer, but I'm about to get into a world of exhaustion to both keep up with my research and make ends meet
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

ATM I'm with LMNO and our guitarist. Our vocalist will be here shortly
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS