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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 10:03:23 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

It is the fabled second half of the joke.


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