:O my goddess, what is going on here?

[LMNO]

Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation.  You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.

LMNO hates you.  You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway.  His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born.  Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time.  He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off.  It's true.

I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".


I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.

[Capeditiea]

Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation.  You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.

LMNO hates you.  You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway.  His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born.  Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time.  He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off.  It's true.

I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".


I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.

*jots, don't go into the basement of LMNO

[Goddess Eris]

I think it's pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I don't claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastlin' for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).

Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. I'm sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.

*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

[Doktor Howl]

*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

Another one?  I only now just got my shit together from 2015.

[Capeditiea]

I think it's pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I don't claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastlin' for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).

Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. I'm sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.

*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

WE SHALL RULE!!!

*nods, i want to see a few of these dudes oiled up this would provide some joyous entertainment.
However i too have lost the golden apple... not sure when, i mean i left it on my portable throne, to go to the bathroom, when i came back... my throne and the apple were missing. :O then trump started running for president. *suspicious eyes, he may have it.

[THE QLIPHITISER]

Sounds like IT is happening, THAT is the mission to be succeeded by IT by THAT.

[minuspace]

:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians

[Capeditiea]

:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians

i'll have what he's having. :O