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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #420 on: October 26, 2019, 08:11:31 pm »
I don't feel bad, not in the slightest. There are no sacred cows anywhere. Also it was a joke you awful chode.

EDIT: Also Nullified, sorry about the "awful chode" comment. I'd call someone much worse than a chode if I were truly upset, it was another joke, I need a new sense of humor.
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #421 on: October 26, 2019, 08:40:36 pm »
Can we not?
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #422 on: October 26, 2019, 10:16:28 pm »
My bad, I had just woken up at the time and didn’t tailor the reply to the audience appropriately. Entire thing made in a good-natured spirit, edit included (I will not apologize for hating Rowling though).
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #423 on: October 30, 2019, 06:34:21 pm »
So, it looks like we will be sharing the grounds with a growery.  Because nothing makes more sense than hostile technology on one end of the facility and hippies on the other.  And given that we don't boot people for pot on drug screens, this pretty much assures that the people advancing the surveillance society will be all fucked up on drugs.  Which is as it should be.

This is truly the best of all possible timelines.
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #424 on: October 30, 2019, 09:15:11 pm »

Now you guys just need to actually start growing food, install a bunker and a confederate flag, and you're all set to fight the Chinese/Russian invasion, lead the resistance against the deep state takeover or win the con/lib civil war  :lulz:
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #425 on: October 30, 2019, 10:42:36 pm »

Now you guys just need to actually start growing food, install a bunker and a confederate flag, and you're all set to fight the Chinese/Russian invasion, lead the resistance against the deep state takeover or win the con/lib civil war  :lulz:

Confederate flag?  This was a union territory and everyone hates the confederacy.
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #426 on: October 30, 2019, 10:47:02 pm »
So, it looks like we will be sharing the grounds with a growery.  Because nothing makes more sense than hostile technology on one end of the facility and hippies on the other.  And given that we don't boot people for pot on drug screens, this pretty much assures that the people advancing the surveillance society will be all fucked up on drugs.  Which is as it should be.

This is truly the best of all possible timelines.

If it was good enough for the CIA in the 1950s...

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #427 on: November 07, 2019, 05:13:48 pm »
Billy:  "...And then HR says that you can't fire someone for being a dickhead."

Me:  "Makes you wonder what the point is, right?"

Billy:  "I can't understand it.  Is there a better reason to fire someone?"

Me:  "Well, yes.  'Not getting the job done' comes to mind."

Billy:  "Getting the job done should be implied by the very fact that we are here."

Me:  "So what are you going to do?"

Billy:  "I'm going to go buy 5 loaves of bread."

Me:  "..."

Billy:  "Then I'm gonna chop the bread up."

Me:  "..."

Billy:  "Then I'm gonna throw it all over the roof."

Me:  "But then the pigeons will..."

Me:  "Oh."

Billy:  "Then a certain DICKHEAD will have to clean up pigeon shit until he quits."

Me:  *sniffle*  "My little Billy is all grown up."
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