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Started by Capeditiea, July 05, 2018, 12:25:12 PM

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Capeditiea

5%
5.23%
23%
53%
67%
98.7654321%
99.7655%

?????
:fap: :argh!:
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Cain


Capeditiea

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Cramulus

How Discordian am I???

watch this, and you tell me:



Capeditiea

Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2018, 02:11:27 PM
How Discordian am I???

watch this, and you tell me:





...i would give that about 12.5 percent. *nods halfway there.
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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- Doktor Hamish Howl

Capeditiea

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Cainad (dec.)

0% discordianism is for chumps

LMNO

Rate me based on this formula:


Faust

Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 PM
Rate me based on this formula:

We need a little more info, how many time have you been to mass?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 PM
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 PM
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor

I see that you, too, know the ways of SCIENCE.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 06:16:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 PM
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor

I see that you, too, know the ways of SCIENCE.

I am an accredited Doktor in the field of WHAT
Molon Lube

THE QLIPHITISER

#14
I'm so Discordian that I have no sense of humor and hate Robert Anton Wilson. In fact, I'm so Discordian that I ate Eris.



(Only Discordians will get this)
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

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