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How Discordian are you?
« on: July 05, 2018, 12:25:12 pm »
5%
5.23%
23%
53%
67%
98.7654321%
99.7655%

?????
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2018, 08:37:12 pm »
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 09:05:56 pm »
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 pm
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2018, 02:11:27 pm »
How Discordian am I???

watch this, and you tell me:


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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2018, 05:49:48 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2018, 02:11:27 pm
How Discordian am I???

watch this, and you tell me:





...i would give that about 12.5 percent. *nods halfway there.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 pm
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2018, 05:09:13 pm »
Rate me based on this meme.
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2018, 05:28:04 pm »
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 pm
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2018, 01:08:38 pm »
0% discordianism is for chumps
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 pm »
Rate me based on this formula:

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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2018, 01:09:47 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 pm
Rate me based on this formula:

We need a little more info, how many time have you been to mass?
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 05:40:07 pm »
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 05:48:34 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 pm
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2018, 06:16:12 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:48:34 pm
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 pm
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor

I see that you, too, know the ways of SCIENCE.
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2018, 03:58:41 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 06:16:12 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:48:34 pm
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2018, 01:03:48 pm
Rate me based on this formula:

FABULOUS = MASSof that booty x ACCLERATIONtowards dance floor

I see that you, too, know the ways of SCIENCE.

I am an accredited Doktor in the field of WHAT
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Re: How Discordian are you?
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2018, 02:19:37 am »
I'm so Discordian that I have no sense of humor and hate Robert Anton Wilson. In fact, I'm so Discordian that I ate Eris.



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