Time Travel

[Doktor Howl]

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.

Amazing. so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

[Capeditiea]

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.

Amazing. so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O

[minuspace]

   

[Doktor Howl]

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.

Amazing. so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O

Chloramine gas, given the right conditions.  Basically, the sewage exotherms and shoves a few thousand kilograms of chloramine out the nearest exits under 50-60 pounds of pressure (the trap will only stop 3 to 5 pounds), and your lungs turn to cheesecloth.

[Capeditiea]

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.

Amazing. so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O

Chloramine gas, given the right conditions.  Basically, the sewage exotherms and shoves a few thousand kilograms of chloramine out the nearest exits under 50-60 pounds of pressure (the trap will only stop 3 to 5 pounds), and your lungs turn to cheesecloth.

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

[Doktor Howl]

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

[Capeditiea]

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?

[minuspace]

 

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?

The explosion Dok. was on about sounds not so good. We'd luckily only faint when we mixed it, however, toward the end of the last millennium, we would use it to aminate ammonia by pouring the later with sodium hydroxide into over-capacity public pools. This of course never happened, because the secret government is not actually interested in the long-term effects of hydrazine: only the public sector and non-US outfits can be seen rocking the evil green flame. This from eyewitness testimony of a blind person that grew a new eye from the nipple on his chin after repeated exposure at Groom Lake, like way before Area51 became a state of mind.

[Capeditiea]

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?

The explosion Dok. was on about sounds not so good. We'd luckily only faint when we mixed it, however, toward the end of the last millennium, we would use it to aminate ammonia by pouring the later with sodium hydroxide into over-capacity public pools. This of course never happened, because the secret government is not actually interested in the long-term effects of hydrazine: only the public sector and non-US outfits can be seen rocking the evil green flame. This from eyewitness testimony of a blind person that grew a new eye from the nipple on his chin after repeated exposure at Groom Lake, like way before Area51 became a state of mind.

I remember this. :3 good times.

[Doktor Howl]

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?

Oh, a few.

[minuspace]

Can I just say, Time is looking lovely right now.

[minuspace]

 Had the Trickster over to dinner, like, last night, or the one before... probably both... Wasn't reallAy expecting anyone: after the aliens deep-cleaned my teeth on the UFO coms bridge, and we saw HER, then we went ghost-shipping with the skeleton crew of a pirate Galeon with dragons in tow. I thought we were done. Incidentally, they say this is where the expression "ghost riding the whip" actually comes from... Anyhow, just as I think it's time to wrap it up, I suddenly feel compelled to spin "Aging Young Rebel" on the turntable, except, there was a dirty connection I had to fix on the phono jack. There is something comical about this, only I don't know what... Like, I'm being set up... Connection fixed and I sit down to enjoy the track. And then the Trickster, all cane top hat and monocle, does a little show for me: turns my place into the magic castle, all footless and fancy free... think how happy mom will be. Thanks dudes!

[Doktor Howl]

Had the Trickster over to dinner, like, last night, or the one before... probably both... Wasn't reallAy expecting anyone: after the aliens deep-cleaned my teeth on the UFO coms bridge, and we saw HER, then we went ghost-shipping with the skeleton crew of a pirate Galeon with dragons in tow. I thought we were done. Incidentally, they say this is where the expression "ghost riding the whip" actually comes from... Anyhow, just as I think it's time to wrap it up, I suddenly feel compelled to spin "Aging Young Rebel" on the turntable, except, there was a dirty connection I had to fix on the phono jack. There is something comical about this, only I don't know what... Like, I'm being set up... Connection fixed and I sit down to enjoy the track. And then the Trickster, all cane top hat and monocle, does a little show for me: turns my place into the magic castle, all footless and fancy free... think how happy mom will be. Thanks dudes!

Share your drugs, you greedy sumbitch.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

[Doktor Howl]

Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck. 

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.