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Doktor Howl

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2018, 07:18:25 am »
You'll have to fight me for it.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2018, 07:19:25 am »
The plan is hippo tranquilisers from a fair distance.

I'm humane, not suicidal.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2018, 05:20:44 pm »
The plan is hippo tranquilisers from a fair distance.

I'm humane, not suicidal.

A couple of CCs of cortisol would be funnier.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2018, 08:54:56 pm »
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.