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Time Travel
« on: July 07, 2018, 08:16:03 pm »
*suspicious eyes. i feel at least one of us is not a time traveller.

*nods, it has been found that our researchers at DLoSaS, that one of you (at least is not a time traveler. We have not pinpointed who you are. But this will be dealt with.

However if you come clean, we will be lenient with you. But if not... *manaically laughs,
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2018, 10:32:45 pm »
A Temporal Weather Advisory was issued for our sector, AC wind-up engines are malfunctioning and there's an elevated risk of event turbulence from horizonal decoherence of the sine wave generator. Otherwise, I was ready, or did you mean there was one, at least, that did not TT GENERALLY!? :horror:


 

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2018, 10:53:59 pm »
yeah.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2018, 11:38:10 pm »
Rut-roh. Well, can't say I don't like me a good Inquisition now and then.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 02:39:11 am »
Meh it's gonna be the one that dies from the germs we brought from the future.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2018, 04:00:22 am »
That means I still get to demand a confession in exchange for immunity... hypothetically at least. Win Win.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2018, 05:49:29 am »
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2018, 05:57:18 am »
*nods, my evidence has been burnt to a crisp. :O it was a pie expired from 2100 :O


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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2018, 06:08:24 am »
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2018, 06:44:07 am »
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

Who's house? A cyborg Barron Trump clone's house?
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2018, 06:45:05 am »
It’s not me. I’ve been traveling forward in time since I was conceived.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 am »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2018, 07:00:11 am »
It’s not me. I’ve been traveling forward in time since I was conceived.

*suspicious eyes,

i guess this seems fair enough...
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 am »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 am »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.
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