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Running out of TP

Started by isotopia, July 19, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

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What's the best course of action when you shit but forgot to replace the toilet paper?

Waddle for another roll
2 (33.3%)
Yell for help
0 (0%)
Pull trou and accept it
0 (0%)
Wipe with the cardboard tube
2 (33.3%)
Wipe with hand
2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: July 23, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

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isotopia

July 19, 2018, 05:02:59 AM
Asking for a friend
to air is human

Cainad (dec.)

#1
July 19, 2018, 05:54:10 AM
HURRY, THEY'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL JULY 23RD

Con-troll

#2
July 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM
My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

chaotic neutral observer

#3
July 19, 2018, 02:06:44 PM
I dismantle the plumbing fixtures and improvise a bidet, using the pipe-wrench that I always carry with me for just such an occasion.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#4
July 19, 2018, 04:45:03 PM
Moving this thread to Apple Talk.
Molon Lube

isotopia

#5
July 20, 2018, 03:21:52 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on July 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM
My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.
It doesn't do much help if you're reusing
to air is human
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