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chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2018, 04:14:59 PM
You fuckers drink milk out of a plastic bladder and *WE* are the weird ones?
Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.


Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on July 17, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
I almost choked on bile until I realized you were making a submission. Like... shit, warn a person first.
Oops.  I guess I thought the notes at the end granted me retroactive immunity from Poe's Law.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on July 18, 2018, 02:48:59 AM

Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.



Also Cheese Whiz.

"Processed cheese-like food product."
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Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2018, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on July 18, 2018, 02:48:59 AM

Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.



Also Cheese Whiz.

"Processed cheese-like food product."

I was going to say Easy Cheese, the stuff that comes in a can with a nozzle. Because Cheese Whiz is just too much work.
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tyrannosaurus vex

The thing about American cheese-like products, in general, is that they only taste (vaguely) like cheese as long as you also eat like an American: faster than the signals from your taste buds can travel to your brain, and quickly drowned out by a gallon of Dr. Pepper.
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Bruno

#19
At work a while back, we had a "Taste of Harmony" potluck dinner. We were supposed to bring something "representative of our culture", so I bought a couple of cans of Easy Cheese, and Ritz crackers.

In true American form, I ate it all beforehand and had nothing to bring to the table, so I grabbed a tub of ice cream from the Dollar store on the way to work that day. It did a pretty good job of getting that Basil taste out of everybody's mouth, and was a smashing success!

:winning:

ETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.
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minuspace

This is all good suggestion of cheese distinction, I mistake these non-fermented produkt before. May I also make suggestion to hire comrade Bystritsky for Audience Research and Social Circuit Engineering.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Emo Howard on July 22, 2018, 09:22:20 AMETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.

and I just learned it now from reading this thread
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hooplala

It's worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn't.
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Bruno

Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 04:18:44 PM
It's worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn't.

Is it better or worse?
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Bruno

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on November 01, 2018, 04:03:36 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 22, 2018, 09:22:20 AMETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.

and I just learned it now from reading this thread

It's just natural to think that the one called "Whiz" would be the one that comes out in a stream.
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hooplala

Quote from: Emo Howard on November 01, 2018, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 04:18:44 PM
It's worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn't.

Is it better or worse?

That's subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 01, 2018, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 04:18:44 PM
It's worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn't.

Is it better or worse?

That's subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.

You make me sad.
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hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2018, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 01, 2018, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2018, 04:18:44 PM
It's worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn't.

Is it better or worse?

That's subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.

You make me sad.

I gotta be me.

But honestly, do you remember what Canadian Cheese-Whiz tastes like? It's horrible. It's the Miracle Whip of the fake cheese world.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Brother Mythos

It took less than a week for this thread to go from "U.S. resistance politics" to "international spray cheese."
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 01, 2018, 11:30:09 PM
It took less than a week for this thread to go from "U.S. resistance politics" to "international spray cheese."

:lulz:

Sorry, I have the attention span of a cat.
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