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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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February 26, 2019, 05:26:14 PM
Before my time.

Just wanted to add that only people who have never fucked on a waterbed still think it is a good idea.
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February 27, 2019, 12:57:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on February 26, 2019, 05:26:14 PM
Before my time.

Just wanted to add that only people who have never fucked on a waterbed still think it is a good idea.

I've only slept in one, once, and I nearly died in the process.

Only people who haven't experienced waterbeds think waterbeds are a good idea. For anything.
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