The New Wave

[Doktor Howl]

This is the part where we are supposed to make excuses to every random twat that feels the need to "sealion", as I am told it is now called.

Nobody gives a fuck if you are impressed, if you take offense at the name of a subforum on a largely extinct BBS, or any of that shit.  Save your bullshit for facebook.  Nobody cares.

[Doktor Howl]

Was that a little overboard?  Was I a bit rough on the nasty little bugger?

Probably.  It's just that we've had one bozo after another in here for 17 years telling us that we're doing it wrong and they're here to CLEANSE TEH TEMPLE and it's so GODDAMN BORING THAT I COULD SHIT MY PANTS.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, that was disappointing.

[Don Coyote]

...

Well that was weak

[chaotic neutral observer]

Well, that was disappointing.

Did I miss something?  A deleted post?  I was going to play with this guy a bit (I even had a nickname picked out), but if he's already flounced, I won't bother.

[Faust]

Would you rather lock others out than invite them to discussion?
That doesn't make much sense.

Literally everyone was offline yesterday, I'm sorry the attention deficit society has trained you to expect instant gratification and immediate response to your registration.

As to us not being a good representation of discordianism I would agree, most of us have have never even been to an accordion disco and as for our "Cabal" turning people off discordia, we are doing them a favor.

As to chaos and left leaning sanctuary: For one brief moment in 2016 the right learned how to be funny, and chaos smiled on them. They immediately lost that and its been the same tired shit ever since.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, that was disappointing.

Did I miss something?  A deleted post?  I was going to play with this guy a bit (I even had a nickname picked out), but if he's already flounced, I won't bother.

No, it's just that they have no stamina, anymore.

If you're gonna tell me I'm doing it wrong, I expect a little more kicking & screaming.

[Doktor Howl]

Would you rather lock others out than invite them to discussion?
That doesn't make much sense.

Literally everyone was offline yesterday, I'm sorry the attention deficit society has trained you to expect instant gratification and immediate response to your registration.

As to us not being a good representation of discordianism I would agree, most of us have have never even been to an accordion disco and as for our "Cabal" turning people off discordia, we are doing them a favor.

As to chaos and left leaning sanctuary: For one brief moment in 2016 the right learned how to be funny, and chaos smiled on them. They immediately lost that and its been the same tired shit ever since.

I am unsure why Noble expected us to worry about his disapproval.

[Doktor Howl]

Would you rather lock others out than invite them to discussion?
That doesn't make much sense.

Literally everyone was offline yesterday, I'm sorry the attention deficit society has trained you to expect instant gratification and immediate response to your registration.

As to us not being a good representation of discordianism I would agree, most of us have have never even been to an accordion disco and as for our "Cabal" turning people off discordia, we are doing them a favor.

As to chaos and left leaning sanctuary: For one brief moment in 2016 the right learned how to be funny, and chaos smiled on them. They immediately lost that and its been the same tired shit ever since.

I bet a two page hate letter that if he can be arsed to respond, he will mushmouth some shit about how we're going to have border control.

[Noble]

Ahahaha, petty as fuck

[Don Coyote]

You knowbwhen you have a real good hate shit fount but ten sounding bandits on the forts and it gets all tangled in the paper?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Low effort, 2/10

[Noble]

yeah well sometimes i want pizza and don't get to eat it either

[chaotic neutral observer]

yeah well sometimes i want pizza and don't get to eat it either

Hi, Snowflake!  Welcome to the forum!  I'm sorry to hear about your pizza problem.  I hope things will look up for you soon.

I'm new here, too.  Maybe we can learn about Discordianism together!

[Noble]

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