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Running out of TP

Started by isotopia, July 19, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

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What's the best course of action when you shit but forgot to replace the toilet paper?

Waddle for another roll
2 (33.3%)
Yell for help
0 (0%)
Pull trou and accept it
0 (0%)
Wipe with the cardboard tube
2 (33.3%)
Wipe with hand
2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: July 23, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

isotopia

to air is human

Cainad (dec.)

HURRY, THEY'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL JULY 23RD

Con-troll

My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

chaotic neutral observer

I dismantle the plumbing fixtures and improvise a bidet, using the pipe-wrench that I always carry with me for just such an occasion.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Moving this thread to Apple Talk.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

isotopia

Quote from: Con-troll on July 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM
My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.
It doesn't do much help if you're reusing
to air is human