The Last Time We Ever Saw Them

[Doktor Howl]

Everyone had finally had enough.  Things had gotten just plain silly, and people started losing their shit. 

LMNO decided that Trump was only a symptom of the will of the people.  Then he realized that was only a symptom, because who gave Man free will?  The last time we saw him, he was banging on the Pearly Gates, telling God to come out and explain himself...With a half a dozen archangels on the ground around him and the 7th, Michael, staggering away with a fat lip.  Unfortunately, The Mgt chose to get involved in that point, to "hold the side up," before God noticed the ruckus.  This is how we got the other other grand canyon, and LMNO was never seen again.

Queen Gogira found the main nest of proudboys, and crawled in with a baseball bat and locked the door behind her.  There were disturbing noises and howls of pain, but the door never opened again.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Accurate

[Doktor Howl]

Kai went down swinging, just like you figured.  When the Morality Guardians came for her, she just stood there smiling and holding a sock.  More specifically, a sock full of ball bearings and broken glass.  Yeah, they got her - that was never going to end well - but all of them needed new faces grafted on, and where the sock ended up...Well, let's just say Pastor Warren developed a sudden new vocation.


ECH sailed away on a wave of senseless violence, with his Fist O Doom set on low discrimination and no particular destination in mind.  Some say he's still out there, fucking people's shit royally.  That's silly, of course, as he would have died a natural death at least 10 years ago.

[Doktor Howl]

TGRR  The crazed bulk that is TGRR danced away down Congress Street, in an Eigenstate of Howl/TGRR, shitting hate out of one eye and unethical science out of the other.  You couldn't tell which one he was unless he stopped dancing.  Only he never stopped.  He danced as the government closed down, the republic shattered into tiny despotic successor-states, as the power went off and the coyotes got aggressive.  It's been 1000 years since the human race died out, and he's still dancing.  Boom shaka boom.