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Re: The Age of Eris
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2018, 09:01:16 pm »
Yeah I hope to get there soon. Maybe this appointment this afternoon will change my life. Maybe not.

If not, then grab your shit and significant others and head down here.  We'll fix you proper.

Deal.
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2018, 09:03:19 pm »
Yeah I hope to get there soon. Maybe this appointment this afternoon will change my life. Maybe not.

If not, then grab your shit and significant others and head down here.  We'll fix you proper.

Deal.

If you hurry you can still enjoy the end of the monsoon season.
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2018, 09:31:30 pm »
Yeah I hope to get there soon. Maybe this appointment this afternoon will change my life. Maybe not.

If not, then grab your shit and significant others and head down here.  We'll fix you proper.

Deal.

If you hurry you can still enjoy the end of the monsoon season.

I thought it never rained in Tucson.
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2018, 09:51:37 pm »
Yeah I hope to get there soon. Maybe this appointment this afternoon will change my life. Maybe not.

If not, then grab your shit and significant others and head down here.  We'll fix you proper.

Deal.

If you hurry you can still enjoy the end of the monsoon season.

I thought it never rained in Tucson.

Ho ho ho!  :lulz:

It never rains until mid-July, then the sky turns black and swirls around like that one scene in Ghostbusters and then lighting kills anything standing outside and then the torrential downpours.  And there's no ground cover, so all the water stays on the surface and moves in one direction and everyone dies.
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2018, 10:10:06 pm »
That sounds... very... Tucson.
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2018, 10:21:59 pm »
That sounds... very... Tucson.

Yes.  It is to teach us not to ask the gods for anything, because they will fuck around and give it to you.  Good & hard.
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2018, 10:27:53 pm »
That sounds... very... Tucson.

Yes.  It is to teach us not to ask the gods for anything, because they will fuck around and give it to you.  Good & hard.

I learned that the hard way when I prayed for Roseanne to return.
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2018, 10:28:30 pm »
That sounds... very... Tucson.

Yes.  It is to teach us not to ask the gods for anything, because they will fuck around and give it to you.  Good & hard.

I learned that the hard way when I prayed for Roseanne to return.

:crankey:
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Re: The Age of Eris
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2018, 01:50:52 pm »
I'm glad to hear you're not feeling MAD anymore Dok, that must be ... relatively pleasant? I find being mad saps a lot of my energy. There's a personal freedom attained by letting go.

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Re: The Age of Eris
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2018, 01:57:32 pm »
I'm glad to hear you're not feeling MAD anymore Dok, that must be ... relatively pleasant? I find being mad saps a lot of my energy. There's a personal freedom attained by letting go.
Dok is not mad like that, it's the shit people try and get away with :argh!:
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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2018, 06:24:03 pm »
I'm glad to hear you're not feeling MAD anymore Dok, that must be ... relatively pleasant? I find being mad saps a lot of my energy. There's a personal freedom attained by letting go.

It's like waking up without the mange.
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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2018, 06:33:17 pm »
As for the OP, all I can say is that Discordianism has been a part of our anti-Machine™  traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, pay ECH religiously. Do they really know what they are funding? During a recent study of Discordianism done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the religion has changed their name? Discordianism has become PeeDeeDotCom. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "DEFF CULT" issue and weird Irish zoning laws. It's not. The reason why they call it PeeDeeDotCom is because they cannot use the word "Discordian" anymore. Why? PeeDeeDotCom does not use real Discordians. They actually use hypnotically manipulated humans. These so called "Discordians" are kept paying by Hoopla pumping slogans into their thoughts to pump ads and bullshit throughout their structure. They have no guts, no courage, and NO SENSE. Their brain structure is dramatically shrunk to get more money out of them. This is great for PeeDeeDotCom because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more WOMPING of the Grams or the Taking of the Piss. They do not say Discordianism anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word Discordian. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know.
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Re: The Age of Eris
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2018, 06:39:16 pm »
Also:

"Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement."
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Re: The Age of Eris
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2018, 06:40:42 pm »
And then there's THIS FUCKING GUY:

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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2018, 07:05:54 pm »
"In a clearing stands a SPAG and a professor by his trade,
And he carries the reminders
Of every WOMP that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his WRATH and his shame
"I am flouncing, I am leaving"
But the professor still remains, mmm mmm
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- Dirty Old Uncle Roger