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If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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Brother Mythos

"It's better to be rich and healthy, than poor and sick."

- Wisdom learned from a Philadelphia School of Bible graduate.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"Opportunity knocks, but karma hunts you down."

- Author Unknown
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.