Favorite Sentences Megathread

[Abbot Mythos]

"It's better to be rich and healthy, than poor and sick."

- Wisdom learned from a Philadelphia School of Bible graduate.

[Abbot Mythos]

"Opportunity knocks, but karma hunts you down."

- Author Unknown

[Abbot Mythos]

"If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself."
 
- Attributed to Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Propagandist, without definitive authentication. 

However, this 'philosophy' has been wholeheartedly adopted by a major political movement within the US of A.

[Abbot Mythos]

"Never steal anything small."

(This cynical advice especially applies to 'Merican politics.)

[Abbot Mythos]

"Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason."
—Inventor of the flush toilet

I believe this deserves repeating today.