5000 year history of imminent apocalypse

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

The zombie apocalypse is currently in progress. You all thought it would just be relatively nonthreatening reanimated corpses but the truth is much worse. It's ideas coming back. Fascism, nationalism, coal, paying for music, manhood, womanhood, marriage, racism, Russia; the mindless dead are rising up to eat the living!

[Con-troll]

Zombies be like "please my family is starving, could you spare us some food and medicine." and you aim for the head because the screams arr too much to bear.

[minuspace]

In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.

Can't argue with that.

*regret turns on itself*

[hooplala]

The zombie apocalypse is currently in progress. You all thought it would just be relatively nonthreatening reanimated corpses but the truth is much worse. It's ideas coming back. Fascism, nationalism, coal, paying for music, manhood, womanhood, marriage, racism, Russia; the mindless dead are rising up to eat the living!

Can't wait for McDonalds Pizza to come back.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

And the countries and power blocs have become mindless horrible things. There seems to be a one-upsmanship contest to see who can do the stupidest most deranged shit; first Britain decides to leave the EU, then the United States elects Donald Trump, then the entire EU proposes a bunch of deranged web regulations that are dangerously close to being ratified. The mindless unthinking nation-things are shambling across the world in search of victims.

[Doktor Howl]

And the countries and power blocs have become mindless horrible things.

That happened 8000 years ago.  Where have you been?